Ringo Starr, British musician, has never eaten PIZZA
By Joe Barlow
The Beatles changed music forever. Four lovable lads (Paul, John, George, Ringo) came together to make something better than their individual parts.
In the same EXACT way, pizza changed food forever. Four lovable ingredients (Crust, Cheese, Sauce, Toppings) came together to make something better than their individual parts.
That’s what makes Ringo Starr’s (vocalist, drummer of The Beatles) recent comments on Jimmy Kimmel SHOCKING.
In his 84 years of life, Ringo has never given a tastebud hug to hot fresh za. Now I’ve heard everything!
Holy cow curry, too! What the hell is going on with Ringo Starr (of The Beatles)?
In Mr. Starr’s ENTIRE LIFE, which amounts to over 44,179,733 minutes, he never found a moment to “get his munch on” foods in the curry and/or pizza department??
I have a hard time believing Mr. Pizza Hut himself, Ringo Starr (of Liverpool) wasn’t tempted to take a bite while shooting this commercial with members of another British band, The Monkees.
But if you watch closely, the pizza never enters any part of Mr. Starr (performer of “Octopus’s Garden”).
The curry part is also interesting because, famously, the Beatles went to India at least one time. And according to Wikipedia curry is “mainly derived from the interchange of Indian cuisine with European taste in food.” Seems like he would have stumbled into a tasty mouthful at some point.
Well, it turns our there is a simple explanation as to why Ringo never visited Pizzaville: Ringo is allergic to onions and garlic, and potentially other spices.
He told Jimmy Kimmel, “I’m pretty strict with myself because it makes me ill immediately.”
Well now I feel like a real jerk about all the things I said earlier in this article. I didn’t realize the struggle Ringo was experiencing. I made assumptions, and I was wrong. Please accept my humble apology, Mr. Ringo Starr (bandmate to John Lennon).
Also, please consider my offer below.
I offer to make you a delicious, homemade pizza, clear of ingredients that will make you ill, for FREE. All you have to do in return is provide an exhaustive list of your allergies and come to my apartment in Austin, Texas. Do Saturdays work for you? That might be best for my schedule. Please DM me on Instagram the allergy list and a few dates that work for you.
I look forward to dining with you and putting our feud to rest.
Love, Joe (idiot, familiar with The Beatles)
Watch Ringo’s entire interview with Jimmy Kimmel above or here.